Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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