So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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