spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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