how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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