chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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