just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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