Plan B is the new Plan A
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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