Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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