i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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