Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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