Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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