yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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