He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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