please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
