I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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