Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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