You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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