suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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