I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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