Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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