YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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