Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We need to get me chipped asap
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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