I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Randomize
