why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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