Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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