I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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