Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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