You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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