I wanna bring you to show and tell
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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