your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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