looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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