people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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