It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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