He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Shame - the story of my life.
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