My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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