The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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