well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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