god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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