she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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