What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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