Jerry, you need to find god
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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