you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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