It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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