Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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