hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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