Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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