I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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