Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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