I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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