I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I touched a dick in church today
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