Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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