watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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