my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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