508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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