Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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