We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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