i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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