talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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