Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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