Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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